December 2012
2 posts
2 tags
Listen
2 tags
Listen
November 2012
20 posts
One day I am going to wake up, roll over on my...
1 tag
The bulge has the same affect on gay guys as...
dannysauruswrecks:
Yum.
October 2012
315 posts
charliesanals:
why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for
4 tags
“Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back,...”
– C.S. Lewis (via karma-willow)
thehippiejew:
trickster-dave:
armadilldo:
what if people had food names and food had people names
“hey spaghetti time for dinner”
“what are we having”
“margaret”
i swear everyone on this website is high
Here come the night bloggers
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
fumblrtabulous:
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
