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charliesanals: why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back,...– C.S. Lewis (via karma-willow)
thehippiejew: trickster-dave: armadilldo: what if people had food names and food had people names “hey spaghetti time for dinner” “what are we having” “margaret” i swear everyone on this website is high Here come the night bloggers
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
fumblrtabulous: THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK well this is it bonjour my petite crossaints